A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Dear Platy,
You dumbass.
SportsJournalists.com

 

TP,

Don't forget the hookers.

WB

 

your highness,

and WITF wasn't i invited?


still feeling a little stood up,


tomas

 

WB - touche my friend, touche. hugs, tomas

 

Oh Tomas,

I love my job. I really love my job. Annoyances are no reason to not love my job. I just don't like getting screwed for time because she's better talking on the fly than reading from a prompter.

Sincerely,
spup

 

cool beans spup - just didn't want to lose the one member who still loved her job. - hugs, tomas

 

Monsieur Meat,

Glad you're not downing a big gulp o' fail and shuffling off. I was a bit concerned.

UT


Mr. Tomas Petty, Esq.,

Glad to see the hugs back. They took a brief hiatus, and I missed them.

Hugs,

UT

 

Mr. Petty,

Did you see the anchor in question is a she? Makes hookers and blow even more interesting ...

flash

 

my dear flash - yoooouuuuu said blow [/B&B]. - only half kidding, tomas

 

Dear SportsJournalists.com,

I've had such fun at a particular frat house all summer, I'm finally rushing this semester.

Cheers,
Cradle

 

Dear Waffle House,

Thank you for non-apparent hermaphrodite waitresses/waiters .... Wow ... just wow ... GIves a whole new meaning to the term "I'll have sausage"

(shivering)
Tommy_D

 

Tommy_D,

Welcome to the club when it comes to having stories about Waffle House.

Yours in toe nail clippings,

Mayfly