A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Dear, uh, anybody,
A Blizzard, if I remember it right. I had a chocolate-dipped soft-serve cone.
Joe

 

speaking of DQ...

dear pregnant wife,

i'm glad you were craving ice cream because this afternoon we had the chocolate peanut butter gargantuan sundae at jaxson's ice cream parlor.

simply awesome, although next time i'll have to convince her to crave the chocolate suicide.

http://www.jaxsonsicecream.com/Menu_main.htm

 

dear meat - if you change your mind about the PNW, feel free to ask myself or 'gola as many questions as you wish. it would be a nice stop (change of pace for you) if the freakin' real estate prices ever go down. - hugs, tomas

 

Dear Xan,

Whenever you get a chance to read this, I've enjoyed the text message travels with you today.

Just remember you left a place where "IT ALL CAN HAPPEN!"

Sincerely,
Tommy_D

 

Dear Flash,

Facebook creeps me out and I deactivated my account (again).

Dear Macbook,

Thank you for not giving up the ghost when I spilled water on you.

Love to you both,

ut

 

Dear UT:

Water isn't always a death knell. Diet soda? Not so much. Just ask the guy who spilled a can into my laptop late in the third period of an up-and-down hockey game. Ugh ...

Dear Board:

Talking with friends back home is uplifting, but sad all at the same time. It reminds me that family isn't always biological.

Sincerely,

SM51

 

dear sam - in all honesty: i moved back home back in the day. learned that the boys that stayed home did as much because they couldn't do anything else. - hugs, tomas

 

Dear Sam,

I wish you knew my Macbook. Less than two months after its purchase, it became a $1200 paperweight because of literally four drops of water.

Sincerely pissed off,

IJAG

 

Dear IJAG,

I completely believe it. Funnier still, the laptop that blew out on me was a company laptop. Took them more than two months and numerous trips to IT to confirm that the carbonation and corn syrup had gotten to the motherboard. I only told them 64 times ...

Granted, it wasn't a MacBook - had one of those short out on me more than a hour away from the office on deadline and another time at a major college basketball tournament - but I do feel your pain.

In sympathy,

SM51

 

Dear Xan,

It's not hard to figure out how a knock knock joke works. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt because you were driving.

Textingly yours,
Cadet

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Dear non-BFE,

Thank you for having so many more retail options than BFE, including Sephora.

XOXO,
Cadet

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Dear fellow posters to this thread,

Do you ever make the mistake of signing off with your real name instead of your screen name? I do it every single freakin' time because I'm so used to signing my real name on things like e-mails.

Nom de plume,
Cadet

 

Dear Joe,

That would be just like old times.

Flash

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Dear UT,

Sometimes people find me and it creeps me out. But not as bad as myspace.

Connecting,

Flash

 

Dear Flash,

Anonymity is never overrated. Then again, no one knows what my chest looks like. ;D (Good thing ... the board can't handle that much vomit)

Backing into my hiding place ...

SM51