A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Dear spup,

Less than three hours 'til kickoff in St. Louis. M-I-Z...

Sincerely,

Barsuk

 

Dear Jason Marquis,

Please work swiftly in dispatching the Astros today. Football awaits.

Your friend,

Barsuk

 

Barsuk,

I know...

Z-O-U.

Mizzou love always,
spup

 

Dear Tommy_D,

Love for you is right around the corner. How do I know? Well, I was talking to a songbird yesterday, flew me to a place not far away ... and she whispered in my ear that the love of your life is coming your way. Be ready, my friend. Be ready.

Best,
Xan

 

Dear Tomas,

It's a struggle my man. It's a struggle.

Sincerely,
Tommy_D

 

Dear Xan,

My cynical ways are telling me that the bluebird of happiness will instead decide to shit on my shoulder once again.

Sincerely,
Tommy_D

 

Dear Tommy_D,

Nah, the redbird of love and happiness is going to land on your left shoulder and tell you to get ready for the ride of your life, boy.

To Romo'mania and a 14-2 Pokes season,
Xan

 

Well, fuck.

Just came over the scanner that a guy is pinned underneath a cultivator. First responders said code black, but dispatch went ahead and paged fire/rescue. Chances are good I know the victim ...

Platy

 

tommy - you'd never get over the past even if you did hook up in the end. hugs, tomas.

 

Dear Tommy_D,

Go for a walk in the park. Enjoy life. Could be a Peacock Sunday in the park.

Best,
Xan

 

Dear ______,

Womens always smiled at me and even gentlemans did in the not private toilet!
Well, now I whizgiggle at them, because I took Me_ga. d_ik.
for 6 months and now my member is much preponderant than average.

Signed,

Carla Y. Plummer

Sorry. These spams are the new haiku, I think.

 

Dear Xan,

Sounds like a good idea. It's 85 degrees here, windy and sunny ...



oh wait, I'm stuck indoors at the office working with superjerk.

Least my weekend is tomorrow and Tuesday and a four-day weekend starting this Friday.

Oh well,
Tommy_D