A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

You get that built and I'll make a trip north to visit. If Doc will let me anyway.

 

Dear spup,
Scheduled opening: 2009.
Starting to save now,
Flash

 

P.S. He wrestles, too.

 

Totally on my calender. I see week-long shopping trip in my future.

 

Dear spup,
You're off form for this thread. Tsk tsk tsk. But it sounds like a date. Will you put out?
Flash

 

Dear Flash,

Doc can advise in PM if I put out or not.

Thanks,
spup

 

Dear spup,
No worries. You can have the futon. We don't have to cuddle.
Flash

 

Dear Homeowners Association Board,

It is my yard. The new flower beds do not detract from anything.

I do not need permission from you, despite your 3-inch thick regulation booklet written in legalese, to plant flowers or put in some new beds. My property values and those of my neighbors have increased because I decided to do this.

So, FUCK YOU and FUCK YOUR LETTER.

And FUCK YOUR MOTHERS with thorny roses, too.

Sincerely,

SixToe

 

Flash,
Doc must have said no. Sorry.

Spup

 

Dear SixToe,
Such violence over pansies and petunias? Oh my.
Flash

 

Dear Flash,

These people are Yard Nazis, not a suggestive, helpful board.

They also do not communicate with the neighborhood about projects affecting everyone until after it is done.

So, yes, violence could be in order. With thorny roses and no lubrication.

Sincerely,

SixToe

 

Dear person in that class,

You are stunning.


Dear other person in that class,

I have no idea what you're talking about right now.

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