A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

IJAG,

Misanthropy = hating people.


Sincerely,

A humanistic misanthrope

P.S. Get you to your private messaging.

 

TB,

I responded.

IJAG

 

Dear SportsCenter Top Ten deciders,

Please start making sense with your rankings. I know the world is blowing its collective splooge all over Peyton Manning's chin, but that sick play at No. 3 with the ball caroming off the second baseman, to the right fielder and then getting the putout at first was better than the 107th Manning-to-Harrison catch or a weak Rick Ankiel home run.

Thanks,

A frustrated EB

 

Dear EB,

I feel your pain, but wait until the Yankees and Red Sox go at it again. If this caused you that much angst, the times those two teams go at it will cause you to throw a brick through your television.

Sincerely,

SM51

 

Dear Doc,

May the Good Health Fairy visit you and give you plenty of va-va-voom in the very near future.


Make with the healthy,

Troop

 

Dear IJAG,

Don't be a hater. I haven't had sex in a year. Ain't a thing I can do about it till I make it happen. That's just one example.

You're alive. Right now, that's good enough.

Best,
Xan

 

Dear IJAG,

But are they hairy?

Fuzzily yours,
Jack

 

Dear Texas Highway Department,

Thank you for making I-10 between Houston and Satan Tonio one of the most pleasant stretches of highway to drive in the middle of the night.

Hugs and kisses,

LSS

 

Dear men who lie to and manipulate their wives and think they can get away with it,

You can't. It may work for a little bit, but not for forever. One day she will wake up and she'll truly wake up. She'll see you for who…make that what you really are.

DEAD. TO. ME!!!
(had to borrow it for a minute)

It's only just begun,
K

 

That's the saddest post I've read on here. Sorry. Hope everything is well.

 

dear kg - pontificate, please. - hugs, tomas.

 

Dear KG,
Karma is a bitch. Keep that faith.
I know where you're coming from.
Flash