A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

dear cat lovers,

i do not apologize, nor will i ever for making a dead cat joke.

while i've never harmed a cat in my life, i stand fully by the phrase: "a good cat is a dead cat."


tom (cat)

 

cadet - my apologies if you thought it was personal. it certainly wasn't. i just hate cats.

 

Dear spup,

I feel better knowing someone at Target cares. It's bad management at that store. It's been messy lately, too. The second it starts to smell like Wal-Mart, I'm out for good. ;D

Bonne nuit,

Dyno

 

Dear Everyone,

How do you go about blocking a cell phone number of someone you never wish to speak to again?

Thanks,
Mayfly

 

Dear Tom,

Fuck you.

Yours in feline power,

Stan

 

Dear NAMCO fuckwad,

The likelihood of my ever buying any of your products is inversely proportional to your personal volume in your commercials. Shut The Oh My Fucking God Up.

All the best,
MertWindu

 

Dear David Chase:

Thanks.

Zeke12

 

dear stan,

look. a car. speeding down the road. look. a mouse. running across the road.

chase it.


thump, thump,


tom (cat)

 

Dear Dane Cook,

You are fucking cracking me up!

Thanks,

KG

 

Dear Tom

Say that again, and you are Dead. To. Me.

SC

 

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Dear Mayfly,

It's not worth the trouble. Simply ignore the call when you see the number on your caller ID.

Hope this helps,

SM51