A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Dear SC,

I can be both.

Sincerely,
Xan

 

Dear TommyD,

I'm just glad you're back from vacation.

Write-Brained

 

Dear Xan,

Glad to hear it. Would you mind taking out the trash?

Thanks,

Your alter-ego.

 

Dear Write-brained,

Is there a used condom in said trash? If there isn't, then yes, I'll take out the trash.

Sincerely,
A people pleaser

 

Dear Xan,

If there was, I'd think The Wife would be more than a little concerned.

Write-Brained

 

Dear WB,

That was good. You've gotten me twice in the last week.

Yours in sarcasm,
Cadet

 

Dear Cadet,

I'm pretty excited, not gonna lie. I leave in seven hours, and I'll arrive in four days.

Xan, get ready. This is gonna rock.

We'll be in constant contact.

UT

 

Dear UT,

Don't forget those pilloried boots; and no, Boots, that's not at all a reference to you.

Sincerely,
Xan

 

Dear Cadet,

I'm sorry. Feel free to get me back.

Here's some help: My weaknesses are math and chocolate pudding.

Write-Brained

 

Dear Write-brained,

Is this you?
http://trialsnerror.blogspot.com/2007/05/click-on-image-to-enlarge-japan-it.html

Sincerely,
Xan

 

Dear W-B and Xan,

Oops!

Lova ya both,

SC

 

Dear thread-readers:

It's not chocolate, but I think W-B might be Barry.

Sincerely,

IJAG