A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Dear Ralphy,

As long as it doesn't taste like grandma, you'll be fine.

Sincerely,
Hour of the pearl crew

 

Dear Hour of the pearl crew
No, not grandma. They taste like burning.
Sincerely,
I'm Idaho

 

Dear gang,

I'm in Nashville, no problems thus far in the trek. Tomorrow I go to DC.

Lata,

UT

 

Dear Tim Duncan,

Off yourself and your tired ass boring brand of basketball

Sincerely,
Tommy_D

 

Dear McDonalds advertising crew,

Your Filet o Fish commercial makes me want to go on a three-state killing spree. Please stop running it.

Yours,
Angola!

 

Dear Angola,

Filet-O-Fish ... I'm having trouble ...

Sincerely,
Tommy_D

 

Dear employers,

You are great. I love my job, but I don't have the ability to be in every part of the store at once. You have me scheduled to do more than three times the work of the best person in my position in the district. I don't have a defeatist attitude, but I am seriously concerned that you are going to have me doing 100 hours of work in 40 each week. Also, I can't keep doing this schedule. Either ask me to be in at 3 a.m. or ask me to be in at 6, but please quit going back and forth. It's killing me. It's killing my fiance. If this is going to be my schedule every week, I'd rather just be a cashier or something instead of an advertising specialist.

Sincerely,
A tired spup

 

Jimmy,

The fuck did I do?

Omar

 

Dear spup,
Tell 'em to take a flying leap.
Also, is tequila and a rubber hose acceptable as a wedding gift?
Joe

 

No, but the margaritas from that bar we went to are.

 

My luck, she'll have to babysit that night. Son of a ...

 

Dear joe,

I wore the glitter shirt the other night. It's still leaving glitter everywhere

Love

SC