A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Dear SC,
Unless it's caught in my pornstache, it's just not the same.
Darling Joe.

 

Dear Darling Joe,

Without your pornstache and buckweaver's beard for it to get caught it, it was not nearly as much fun to leave glitter everywhere.

Love
SC

 

Darling Joe,

That's why she's not a bridesmaid.

Spup.

 

Dear SC,

Please do not wear that shirt around me. Same problem ... probably same reaction as Buckweaver had according to Joe's sig.

Thanks in advance ...

SM51

 

Sam I Am,

Thankfully, my beard is now devoid of glitter (although I still have clothes, while thoroughly washed after that vacation, which still drop glitter on my floor) because, well, I have no beard. The playoff beard is gone; it did its job: The Ducks won the Cup. I am newly shaved this week, and it feels great. You understand.

Buck-Dub

 

Buck-Dub,

I certainly understand. I usually have scruff, but got rid of it the day after the Whalercanes hoisted the Cup last year as a symbolic gesture. I did too much walking on air to give a crap about what anyone said about scuzzing it off.

Maybe it's time I do that again ...

SM51

 

ut,

i will never again tell you to drive safely.


sincerely,


tomas

 

Dear Tomas,

Someone needs to.

UT

 

Dear "good people" of the world,

Why are there so many douche_bags that hang out at my favorite bar suddenly? Is it because it is summertime?
I was at the country club earlier in the day covering a tournament, I didn't need to hang out with more rich, bitch-fucks later in the day.

So, rich, bitch-fuck, douche_bags, please stop coming to my favorite bar.

Yours,
Angola!

 

Dear Angola,

Kick 'em to the curb and enjoy your beer douche_bag-free.

Sleepless and bored,

KG

 

Dear people of the world who are able to sleep,

You suck! I've fallen asleep three times tonight for a total of about 10 minutes each. The alarm clock will be going off in about an hour and a half. While I watch the minutes tick away, I suppose I'll sit here and aimlessly type messages.

KG

 

Dear KG,

That sucks. It won't give you any consolation, but I am about to pass out and I don't have to be to work until 1:30 p.m., which means I don't have to get up until 1 p.m. (unless I want coffee, which means I will have to get up at 12:40 p.m.).

Here is to your happy dreams, if it is only for 1 1/2 hours!

Yours,
Angola!