A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

ut,

i lied. drive safely.


sincerely,


tomas

 

dear kg,

why in the world would you get up so early?


tomas

 

dear tomas,

because i have to go to my day job

kg

 

dear kg,

i'm sorry.


tomas

 

Dear friends,

When you win $5,000 playing Keno at a bar please tell me before 2 a.m. that night, that way I can help you spend your new gotten booty.

Sincerely,
Very jealous and needy Tommy_D

 

Dear night crew,

Your livers are gonna be shot one day soon.

And you ain't gettin' mine.

Try sobriety for a change.

Your 12-steppin' pal,

Ace

 

Dear UT,

Bring up a few northern Virginia papers if you happen to remember.

And remember: windows down, volume up.

Sincerely,
Xan

 

Dear Ace,

Thanks for your concern.

Cheers.

Can we call you at 3 in the morning to come pick us up and drive us home?

Yours in inebriation

The night crew

 

Dear board,
I didn't realize the random thoughts thread had been reincarnated...

Yours truly,

T_B

 

Dear Trouser,

Wink wink, nod nod.

Sincerely,
Xan, who got a great night of sleep

 

Dear Ace,

If I were to take up drinking I'd be getting some sleep too. That always does the trick.

KG

 

You can claim a sponsor's exemption to imbibe then.

But if I have to clean up puke, that will be the last one.