A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

No worries there Ace. I haven't drank to that point in years.

 

Dearest KG,

Wanna put those years behind you and start drinking? To quote Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, it's you and me and the bottle makes three tonight baby Oh yeah!

Lustfully yours,
Woody (err, Gordie Howe)... well, maybe me, Red.

 

Dearest Red,

You must not be familiar with my sweet card.

KG

 

Dearest KG,

Indeed I am not, please enlighten me.

Red

 

;D I don't just pull the sweet card, I hide behind it. In fact, it's the very staple of my existence. I'm just a sweet Southern belle. One night there were a couple of people who thought they could sneak and take my sweet card away from me, but I managed to keep it within my grips.

I don't really remember much else about the sweet card, because I was drinking that night. I just remember it being quite the threadjack.

 

Dearest KG,

We don't have many sweet Southern belles up here in Canada, eh. It's refreshing, even if you hide behind it. Forgive me for being a wee bit intrigued and excited

Standing on guard for thee.

Red

 

RedCanuck,

Here's a box of tissues so you can clean yourself up.

Sincerely,

Mayfly

 

Well I declare Red, I do believe you're quite smitten by the idea of sweet little ladies from the south. T'Ain't nothing special about us Southern belles. Now if you'll please excuse me, but I'm going to go sit under the magnolia tree and sip on a glass of sweet tea. I have a fitting for a calling dress this afternoon.

 

Dear KG,

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Sincerely,
Xan

 

Xan,

That's quite alright. After all, tomorrow is another day.

KG

 

KG,

There's everything special about you.

Regards,
Red

 

Dear KG,

So long as you have something on which to hold, the promise of another day.

Sincerely,
Xan