A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Dear KG,

I'm probably a great deal larger than you.

V/r,

t_b_f

 

Dear buckdub,

"Too much, not enough PCH"

V/r,

ZZ Top

 

Dear Buckweaver,

Straight vodka? That would most certainly get me into some kind of trouble.

KG

PS I'm usually a Sprite/vodka gal. Red Bull/vodka is for "special" occasions.

 

Dear board:

Vodka collins here. The taste of lemonade, with the joy of vodka. Mmm, mmm, good.

Sincerely,

IJAG

 

Dear IJAG,

Good to be drunk, huh?

Hard to type, though, isn't it?

V/r,

tbf

 

Dear t_b_f:

I'm sorry for misconstruing. By "Vodka Collins here" I meant merely that it was my poison of choice. Here, as in on the desk, I am not drinking vodka collins.

It's straight shots of Jack.

Tipsily yours,

IJAG.

 

Chick drink.
That is all.

 

That's a niiiiiccce.

 

Dear Buck-Dub,

I'll have another caucasion, Gary

Signed,
El Duderino

 

Dear showtime,

I'm very confused by this movie you have on demand. Please do not put movies like this on demand ever again. I don't understand this movie about kids who don't think they're normal at a theater camp. I don't understand why this kid is acting straight, gay and perfect just so people will like him. Are we teaching our youth that they have to act like something they're not to be liked?

Sincerely,
spup

 

Dear servers,

You are obviously the spawn of Satan since you insist on going down at 10 every night. Right on deadline for color.

You are hencefourth, Dead. To. Me!!!!

In hatred, not love,

SC

P.S. The publisher said your skanky asses are getting replaced next week, so suck it hard!

 

Dear Quark,

Get the fuck away from my kool-aid.

Sincerely,
spup