A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Um, he's 19, and I'm not sportschick.

(I know, I know. Dead. To. You. Sorry, sc.)

 

so ut, did he like your "cookies?"


with a lotta love,


tomas

 

Dear Tomas,

He did, as did his sister. To be honest, I also enjoyed my cookies.



Today, I drive north. Wish me luck.

Now.

Love,

UT

 

so, ut, you're going on record as stating your cookies are awesome?

and, btw, drive safe.


sincerely,


tomas

 

Sadly, they were packaged cookies, of which I am ashamed.

Ok, gang. I'm out until tonight, assuming I don't get lost on the way.

Have a lovely Father's Day.

UT

 

Dear UT,

Home-baked, packaged.....they're all cookies, and they're all yummy.

Yours in noshing, Dooley.

 

Dear happy little singing robins:

Don't you think that starting the chirping at 4:45 A.-FUCKING-M. is just a bit over the top?

Sincerely

Platy

 

Dear Platy,

Try sleeping in ear plugs. I started about a week ago, what with two roommates who keep normal hours, two dogs who don't and the stairs right next to my room.

Sleep like a baby now for the most part.

Sincerely,

IJAG

 

"Sound" advice there, IJAG.

 

Dear gang,

I just finished the last leg of my trip, and the first thing I did was come here to see what had happened while I was in the car for 10 hours.

That is lame.

Love,

UT

 

Dear IJAG:

Does that mean you woke up every couple of hours wailing at the top of your lungs?

Sincerely,

2mcm

 

Dear HP,

Why can't you build a computer that doens't have problems in the first six months?

KG