A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Dear 2mcm,

No, it means I acted like you.

Sincerely,

IJAG

 

Dear IJAG,

No disrespect to the fella in your avatar but do you think we can look at someone else now?

It may be that the photo is stretched to fit in the box, but he's always given me the creeps.

Just sayin,

He who changes his avatar nearly every night.

 

Dear Write-Brained,

No.

Sincerely,

IJAG

 

Dear SportsJournalists.com,

UT has arrived in Northern New England, and we just ate at Denny's. Our waiter had San Quentenesque tattoos running up both arms, and black hair that was so slicked back that Pat Riley would've blushed.

Cool kid with lots of ambition.

More updates to come.

We're at the office now, and she's thumbing through the last few weeks' editions.

Sincerely,
UT's new colleague.

 

Dear Songbird,

She has a good eye and a good heart. You're lucky to have her there. I wish both of you well as you work together.

Sincerely,

J_D

 

Dear JD,

I'm blushing.

UT

 

Dear UTshooter;

So, how is New England? Shoot any fotos yet?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Sincerely,

Platy

 

Dear Platy,

Off to my first assignment in a few moments.

NE is beautiful, though I've not been here long and slept until nearly 10 today and took a two-hour nap this afternoon, so I haven't been out and about much. Guess the long drive kind of caught up with me.

UT

 

UT,

GET TO WORK NOW!!!

Mayfly

 

Dear people who have taken over the hotel pool area,

Please don't shoot me dirty looks when I want to actually sit in the hot tub that you are only immersing your feet in while your two small children play in the main pool and scream at the top of their lungs.

And please check out tomorrow morning.

Sincerely,

2mcm

Dear leaders of the metro area I am staying in,

You have nearly 1.2 million people living here, yet there's only one sit-down restaurant within 5 miles of your airport (which is not that far out of town) and its attendant hotels. Why haven't you perceived the problem this causes?

Sincerely,

2mcm

Dear Mega-Millions people,

Please pick my numbers tonight.

Thank you in advance.

Sincerely,

2mcm

 

Dear 2mcm,

Shut your hole, drive to our restaurants and spend your gas money here as well.

Thanks,

Leaders of the metro area you're staying in.

 

Dear TSA Agent,
I'm sorry you're having a bad day, but quit being an asshole.
Thanks,
Slappy and Ms. Slappy