A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Lone Star Speed,
I have lived there for an 8-year chunk of my life, so no, I do not want to live in Boise. Boise is a fantastic town, Nampa? It sucks. Ass. And doo-doo. As does the paper there.

Yours,
Angola!

 

Dear LSS,

Angola! loves doo-doo

Love ya,

SC

 

To whom it may concern:

Do not hate me because I have come to terms with my own doo-doo.

Yours,
Angola!

 

Dear SC,

Thanks for the info!

Hugs and kisses!

LSS

 

Dear Angola!,

That is now in my sig.

Yours

SC

 

Dear buckW -
I wish I could claim I lived in Boise for 8 years of my life, instead I lived in Nampa - which is an awful "suburb" of Boise for 8 years of my life.
I digress, you are correct in claiming that since I lived in Southwestern Idaho for 8 years, West Texas isn't that bad.

Happy doo-doo day,

Angola!

 

BuckW -
Just remember I grew up in Seattle, so I at least have that beauty to hang onto.

Yours,
Angola!

 

Dear friend who texts me at 4 a.m. and wants to come over and drink beer and talk about stuff,

Thanks. I do appreciate the beer. But it is 4 A.M. and I was perfectly content on going to bed in half an hour. Darn me for not saying no, but I felt bad for not hanging out with you the other night. Now I'm not that tired.

Oh well, least the beer was cold.

Yours in alcohol,
Tommy_D

 

Dear Tommy_D's friend with alcohol,

The least you could have done is driven a couple of thousand miles westward and given me some of that cold beer. Fuck you Tommy_D's friend with alcohol.

Yours,
Angola!

 

Dear world:

Why won't more video games create historical teams so I can play cool matchups like the '87 Oilers vs. the '91 Penguins? Thank you, 2K Sports. I am pleased.

Buck-Dub

 

In the NASCAR version you could have Fireball Roberts still dying from burns sustained in a crash...only it was one of the Bodine's that started the crash.

 

LSS:

This one is just fine. Just vanquished Mario's Pens in a seven-game series, and now I'll get face the '52 Red Wings (sans helmets ). Outstanding.

BW