A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

HP,

No, sir. The cop was a dude. And he didn't take so kindly to my flirting.

Mike

 

Mike,

Did you ask for a mustache ride?

Your friend and mine,
HP

 

HP,

No. He was clean-shaved, and so am I. I should have just asked to fellate him on the side of the highway.

Mike

 

Dear Board,

I found this particularly funny when I was surfing YouTube. Hopefully it brings a chuckle to your day. It's a DUI checkpoint check.

and

Yours in laughter,

Rumple

 

beaks - itchin' for the report. what up dog? hugs, tomas

 

Dear work,

UGH!

bam

 

dear bam - suck it up and put in some unpaid fucking overtime. hugs, work

 

tomas,

My interview for the position today went well, methinks, though the cuteness of one of the interviewers was somewhat distracting. It did go well, though. I probably won't hear an answer for at least another week.

Thanks for asking.

Beaks

 

beaks - holy fucking shit. did you go to the bathroom and break out some good good ball cleavage? hugs, tomas

 

tomas,

I hope the ball cleavage sealed the deal.

Beaks

 

beaks - swwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. hugs, tomas

 

Beaks,
Atta boy.



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