A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Beaks,

Anything to get closer to Sarah Silverman ... and Ben Affleck.

Mike

 

Beaks,

If he is, he's gotta wait in line.

F_T

 

Mike,

That's completely understandable.

Beaks

 

Beaks,

Thanks for understanding.

Mike

 

Mike,

No problem, but if I were you, I'd watch my back for F_T, who might get to Matt before you. Better hurry.

Beaks.

 

Beaks,

I'm in no hurry. I'll just wait at my house. If he shows up, he does. If he doesn't, I've still got my beer.

Mike

 

Mike,

I just hope your beer is better than the Genesee wheat ale I had earlier tonight.

Beaks

 

Beaks,

I'm still working on finishing the Miller Chill from a party three weeks ago. It's going down quite nicely. But I've got to be up at 6 a.m., so this is it.

Mike

 

Y'all,
Just finished watching Stardust ... cute flick. Enjoyed it quite a bit, especially with DeNiro's 'whoopsie' role. I'm going to go fuck Matt Damon again. And when I'm done with him, Hugh Grant is waiting.
Much love,
Flash

 

Dear Board,

I watched a helicopter take off the other day. I was never amazed at a human creation more than that moment.

I also wrote a full gamer in an IHOP tonight with paper and pen.

Yours in scribing,

Rumple

 

rump - wouldn't that make it difficult to drop it on the page? hugs, tomas

 

Tomas,

True, but when I got home, I typed it in.

Rumple