A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Mike,
All I want for Christmas is Kids in the Hall.
Much love,
Flash

 

P.S. Chicken. Lady. Phone. Sex.

 

Flash and Mike,

There's always YouTube.

F_T

 

F_T,
Damn straight there is.

Much love,
Flash

 

Flash,

I used to watch Kids In The Hall everyday when I was younger. Good times.

Mike

 

ky - thanks for laughing at that. i typed it when i was super fucked up. only flavored water today. hugs, tomas

 

Mike,
Because you're a whole lot older now?
Much love,
Flash

 

Flash,

Good point. Take two: I used to watch Kids In The Hall everyday 10 years ago. Good times.

Mike

 

Will,

Please get better soon. Guns aren't your friends, I know. But you did a good thing in saving Carlton from the shot. Everything will be OK.

Mike

 

Dear Mikey: Why isn't Fresh Prince on anymore at 3 am on nick at nite? All i've seen the last two weeks is Roseanne in that time slot. KY

 

Dear Sasha Kaun,

A girl I'm dating wanted to go to the pet store today and buy the craziest pet we could find. We got to Petco and she decided we should get seahorses, which they don't sell there, or any other major pet store. They also don't have them at half the fish shops in the city. Finally, we found a place. I dropped three bills on the setup plus two seahorses, and I named one of them after you because you move in a similar way on the basketball court.

Good luck Saturday,
Cradle

 

Cradle,

Way to be used a great boyfriend.

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