A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Y'all,
I would have told her to 'get fucked' and spent the money on something useful.
Much love,
Flash

 

KY,

You might have been fooled. I watched Fresh Prince from 2 to 3 a.m. last night. And while you might not think that applies to what you asked, just wait. According to my cable network, Roseanne was supposed to begin at 2 a.m. I think Nick at Nite is on a rotation schedule. Tonight, it looks like we'll have The Cosby Show for a three-hour block, beginning at 3. Yippee.

(And that's not sarcasm. I love The Cosby Show.)

Mike

 

Mikey,
Is that a new rotation every night schedule? Because when I got hooked on watching Fresh Prince again, that's all that was on for three straight hours.

Now, I'm pissed at Nick at Nite for fucking with my late-night TV watching.

KY

 

Flash,

You earn a lot of respect points with that statement.

Rumple

 

Foreskin,

She ain't my girlfriend.

And the seahorses live at my place, not hers. I already think it's the greatest purchase I've ever made.

Cheers,
CR

 

CR,
You're a guy, she's a girl and you're dating. She's your girlfriend.

KY

 

CR,

In the sentiments of Stephanie Tanner: She's a girl, she's your friend. She's your girlfriend.

Mike

 

Cradle,

That is all good and well.

But then, you say "A girl I'm dating wanted to go to the pet store today and buy the craziest pet we could find. We got to Petco and she decided we should get seahorses, which they don't sell there, or any other major pet store. They also don't have them at half the fish shops in the city. Finally, we found a place. I dropped three bills on the setup plus two seahorses..."

That reads to me like you bought those because SHE wanted them. Not you. It looks to me as if you were used. Maybe that's just me.

Rumple

 

KY

 

KY,

I read that, sir. It jogged my memory. Assist: KY.

Mike

 

KY,

I think it began a couple weeks ago. I really like it because I'm a fan of the variety. I like Roseanne, The Cosby Show, Home Improvement and the Fresh Prince. It's tough to disappoint me. Though George Lopez does it every night. He's got skills.

Mike

 

Mike,
Sweet!

KY