A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Mikey,
I like all of those shows, but I hate George Lopez. He's not funny, yet Nick at Nite keeps throwing him on my TV.

Why must they torture us like that?

KY

 

Y'all,
That she's not his 'girlfriend' makes him even more of a pathetitard than I thought.
Much love,
Flash
P.S. Mike, KY ... boys ... that was fucking scary. Stop that shit.

 

KY,

I'm not sure what Nick at Nite's deal is, but for one hour a day while I'm home, my television is in the off position, thanks to Georgie.

Mike
--

Flash,

Full House quotes?

Mike

 

Mike,
Yes. That was creepy. Quoting the same thing simultaneously. Freaks.
Much love,
Flash

 

Flash,

You think some of us should get a life? Because I've tried. I think it's in KY's hands now.

Mike

 

Mike,
Different strokes for different folks.
Much love,
Flash

 

Flash,

I loved Diff'rent Stroke. Whatever happened to that Gary Coleman boy?

Mike

 

Mike,

He never lost his virginity and touched himself to death. You might want to jump on that.

Rumple

 

Rumple,

I lost mine. It's just finding its way back. That's all. If it makes it home, I'll welcome it with open arms.

Mike

 

Mike,

Be careful what you wish for.

Rumple

 

Rumple,

It wasn't a wish. And be careful of where your prepositions rest.

Mike

 

Mike,

Well, just hope the right person walks through the door with the opportunity.

Rumple