A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Flasher,

I see how it is

No worries, just experiencing the joys of deskwork again.

Tommy_D

 

Board,

And now I begin Season 5 of Saved By The Bell. This is going to be a fun year. And there's Joanna.

Oh, boy.

Mike

 

Tom-sy,
Oh and our friend Mike has surpassed all expectations to have a firm grasp on the title of Board Nerd.
Much love,
Flash

 

Flash,

He knew that. I'm sure it hit the wire in Florida months ago.

Mike

 

Mike

As you say that I begin Season 11 of M*A*S*H. I finished Season 10 in one day yesterday.

Tommy_D

 

Tommy,

Oh, boy. When the first volume of Seinfeld was released -- 1-3 -- my buddies and I mowed through the discs in less than three days. I don't call it pathetic. I call it dedication.

Mike

 

JLH's twins,

I told him I already knew, and we both got really excited, but I'm sure we won't be in a few months.

Regretfully,
HP

 

Punky Bewster,

I loved you on your show. But you're a little bitch on my show. Robin, you cannot just use Screech. He's a nice, lovable boy. And his secret sauce shouldn't be manipulated.

Mike

 

Preppy,

heh heh ... you said "secret sauce" ... heh heh.

beavis and bbam

 

BAM,

Go listen to Winger with Stuart.

Mike

 

Preppy,

No way. Stuart sucks!

bam

 

BAM,

Screech just made a 3-pointer -- while flying away from the basket -- in a wheelchair basketball game. Nothing but net, baby.

Mike