A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Mikey: That episode was great. KY

 

KY,

Zack lerned a good lesson, too: Just because someone is physically disabled, it doesn't mean they are any less of a person.

Everybody wins.

Mike

 

Preppy,

Interestingly enough, Screech played goalkeeper for the soccer team at my university. Well ... maybe it wasn't Screech, but this guy was a deadringer for Screech at Halloween.

bam

 

BAM,

Enrollment just went up by one at your university. Mike has already started his car.

Rumple

 

BAM,

I'll let you in on a sad part of my life. I've always loved sitcom television. Always. And since I can remember, I've idolized Zack Morris and Shawn Hunter. Really, when I was a little kid, I envisioned being the first to throw up my cap at graduation or to be the one everyone idolized. So you can imagine my how hurt I was when I let my hair grow out, when my Italian curls blossomed, and my first girlfriend told me, "Aw, you look just like Screech." And you can imagine how hurt I was when my second girlfriend told me, "You're not Shawn. You're more like Cory. ... I mean, the hair and everything. Shawn's cool. You're a dork. Deal with it."

Life has never been the same.

Mike

 

Mike,

Look on the bright side; at least none of your girlfriends have said you look like Costanza. He's one sitcom hero you don't want to resemble.

Beaks

 

Beaks,

That's true. And I'll never be bald, so I don't think the Costanza train will be stopping here anytime soon.

Mike

 

Dear Board,

I'm back on the desk again. Who knows where this will lead.

Tommy_D

 

Preppy,

I always wanted to be Dylan.

bam

 

BAMs,

Wow, you are a dweeb

Tommy_D

 

Tom,

That's what mom always said too.

bam

 

BAMs

Mine always said I was a dork so

Tommy_D