A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

dear gola,

actually, i've always been a big puss on the good people of the world boards. seems as though the cocksuckers of the world don't show up at these boards.


hugs,


tomas

 

Dear Amraeder,

I live in the Rockies, so I think I can hack the cold.

Madison is a lovely town. I've always liked it.

Thanks for the suggestion,

SC

 

dear sc,

no problem. you don't wanna do the yale or harvard bullshit anyway.


hugs,


tomas

 

Tomas,

I forgot.

Yours,
Angola!

 

Outing alert: KG is Mrs. Chad Knaus.

 

Dear SC,

In the Rockies ... when you call George Noory, do you have trouble trying to decide which line to use? Regular or west of the Rockies?

Thanks,
Inquiring mind

P.S. The Wild card line is always a safe bet.

 

Dear future little three_bags_full,

Last night I had to literally peel your mother away from the baby clothes section at the Parisians that will be closing soon at the local mall. You won't get a chance to visit there. We'll move before you make your arrival. Although we don't know if you'll play baseball or softball yet, but your mother was hell-bent on buying some clothes. There were a few outfits you could've worn either way, but they weren't very cool. I did notice the obligatory Nike football uniform. It was $30 bucks, though, so we moved on. I'm quite sure your grandparents will buy more than enough of that stuff.

Talk at you later,

Dad

 

Dear T_B_F,

Keep writing letters like this. It's great fun to hear your experiences in going through this. And it'll make a great diary of sorts for later.

Yours in alcohol,
Tommy_D

 

Dear New Hampshire backroads,

I love driving you, especially on sumptuous days like today.

Sincerely,
Tired but fulfilled by a 160-mile trip.

 

Dear Commodores,

Thanks for this song,

It came at the perfect time on the drive home, along Mascoma Lake.

Sincerely,
Fan of music

 

Dear Albertsons,

Your self-checkout lanes suck giant donkey balls.

Sincerely,

SC

 

Dear SC,

But giant donkey balls are a delicacy ...