A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Tommy,

I'm guessing, knowing Lono's history, that it was actually US Air.

Sincerely,

IJAG

 

IJAG,

Thanks, I had forgotten some of the stories he had posted.

And now, I'm off to see the bartender.

Til tomorrow,
Tommy_D

 

Sadly, it was American Airlines.

 

Ah, another satisfied customer of flying the friendly skies ...

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Dear board,

I'm bored. Entertain me!

Tommy_D

 

tommy - i was going to, but you're signed off. to hell with you, tomas

 

Tomas,

It would look pretty funny me showing up at this office at 10 a.m. to use the computer. Then again, me showing up at 10 a.m. anywhere these days is pretty silly.

Hope you're well!

Tommy_D

 

Dear mother in my apartment complex,

I was at the complex pool today to enjoy a little daylight-saving time with a chick magazine. For some reason you brought 3-4 kids, but not for swimming. They were all in street clothes, running around while you yapped on your cell phone in the corner. Whatever.

The 6-year-old boy was wearing those sneaker-skates, rolling around the pool deck and playing with a balloon. I was concerned but minding my own business until YOU LEFT THE POOL AREA FOR 20 MINUTES.

Suddenly I'm the only adult around. And there's a roller-skating child who keeps throwing his balloon into the pool and leaning over the side to retrieve it. If that kid falls into the pool, those skates will weigh him down. Fuck. I felt I had to watch him.

Even though these are not my children, I do not know them and I am not responsible for them, you ruined my relaxing poolside moment by making me responsible for them. You are lucky I am a conscientious adult and realized that child + skates + pool + balloon = accident waiting to happen.

Parents like you are a large part of the reason I don't want to have kids.

Cadet

 

Board,

Just thought this thread needed to be bumped.

Beaks

 

Cadet,
Some parents shouldn't be allowed to procreate.

KY

 

ky - you don't even have to be a pro to create. hugs, tomas

 

Cadet,
Goddamn fuck trophies anyway.
Much love,
Flash

 

Tomas,
Haha. Good one, pal.

KY