A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Board,

Gotta respect the condom.

Mike

 

Preppy,

? Did you get some, Preppy?

bam

 

BAM,

No. I was just listening to Adam Sandler skits last night. Respect.

Mike

 

Flash,

It's posts like this that just make me love you more. I had never heard that term before but dammit I'm stealing it now.

Tommy_D

 

Preppy,
Don't scare us like that, dammit.

KY

 

KY,

Remember who's on this end of the screen. There will be no scares.

Mike

 

Folks,

Good thing Moddy isn't reading this thread right now.

Rumple

 

Rumple,

Why? There have been much worse threads.

Tommy_D

 

Nick at Nite,

Every weeknight, I watch Home Improvement at midnight and 12:30 a.m. on you, and every weeknight, you cut off the last line before the final scene on your way to the commercial break. I wouldn't mind it so much, but as anyone with a functional brain knows, that line -- on situational comedies -- is almost always a punchline. You cut off one joke per episode. That's two jokes a night and 10 jokes a week. This is unacceptable, and I hope you improve your ways, dickhead.

Mike

 

Tommy_D,

He just gets very, very tired of the talk about the "drought".

Rumple

 

rumple - are you saying it hasn't rained for a while in virginia? tomas

 

Tomas,

Who knows with the weather these days.

Rumple