A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

KY,

I've been working for 13 hours. I'm glad your night has been good.

Mike

 

Dear Mikey: I put in half that, but it was still a damn good night. KY

 

KY,

Care to elaborate?

Mike

 

Dear world,
I'm at arrivals, awaiting my sister-in-law. I think I prefer the day when your good people didn't feel comfortable putting their sexuality -- hetero or homo -- on display for the rest of us to see.
Get a damn room.
Much love,
Flash

 

Basketball Gods,

Please let my team lose in its conference tourney tonight.

Need to go home tomorrow and crank out a shit-ton of NCAA tournament preview stuff. If they win tonight, I'm majorly fucked.

Thanks,

Norm

P.S. Why don't you just join in, Flasher?

 

Norm,

Your team will blow the game like a $5 whore. We expect your first born son as a sacrifice.

Basketball Gods

 

Basketball Gods,

At this point, I wound gladly take that deal.

Where do I sign?

Norm

 

Basketball Gods,

Then why did Maryland play like a $5 whore with a $50 return last night?

F_T

 

F_T,

We don't necessarily like turtles. Plus, Eagles are nearly extinct.

Basketball Gods

 

Mikey,
I met a girl. And we talked for a long time after I got done with work.

We didn't stop talking until after 4 this morning.

KY

 

Jelly,

Those are good times.

bam

 

Flashy,

We could make them blush.

bam