A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Dear SC,
Madison is right down the road from me...sounds like a great idea!

Let's do lunch!

Distantly yours,

T_B

 

Dear co-workers,

Please continue with the interesting day that is unfolding. So far today, our clerk's car caught on fire (he's OK, but not coming in), another co-worker's wife sent him a basket full of goodies for their anniversary and he is sharing with everyone, our outdoors guy decided to do a story on coyote droppings (no shit!), there is leftover pizza from last night and our preggers Copy chief, who is a sweet, nice person, had to explain a story to our ME using the following sentence "she knows how to handle an AK"

Today, it's been a good day. Keep it up

Yours in laughter,
Tommy_D

 

Dear shoes, floors at Target and whoever put me on the one job duty in the entire store today that didn't get to sit down once, literally,

Fuck off.

Sincerely,
Spup's feet.

 

Dear TBF,

Your letter to your little one reminded me of the time my wife and I registered for gifts for our mini wedding.

The store we registered at - Target? - gives you those little guns to scan stuff you want. As a joke I scanned some ugly fur coat my wife despised. To get me back, she scanned a jersey for the hated Cowboys. A half hour later we had on our registry about 20 items we would never want but left them there anyway, figuring anyone who knew us well enough to buy us a gift would know better than that.

Write-Brained.

 

Dear Write,

That reminds me of a couple I was friends with. She scanned things like an electric nose hair trimmer for him, while he scanned a bunch of baby products. They were extremely religious, waiting-for-marriage types, so her parents hit the roof when they saw the registry. It was funny.

Cadet

 

Dear Xan,

You like? I might be able to hook you up before too long.


Mahalo,

Troop

 

Dear the man or woman who invented wireless internet,

Thank you. Because of you I have the internet at home for the first time in 2 1/2 years.

Clever

 

Dear Good People of the World Who Live Next Door to Clever username,

Somebody's squatting on your wi-fi.

Yours,
D_B_V

 

Dear Clever username,

Stop searching for the Paris Hilton video.

Yours sincerely, &C

 

Dear Clever,

Good luck stealing internet while looking for a new poolboy job.

Sincerely,

SC

 

Dear UTshooter,

Are you in need of the services of a poolboy?

Clever

 

Not currently, but I appreciate the offer.

Look for a PM coming your way.

UT