A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Dear floor lamp,

Stop making light bulbs explode. It's annoying.

Clever

 

Dear Clever,

Buy the expensive flouresent ones that can go in floor lamps. They last for years and years and years and use less electricity, saving you money long-term, plus they're better for the environment.

Love

SC

 

Dear world,

I've had a bad day at work, and it's my day off. Go figure.

Need some down time,
Cadet

 

Dear Cage Fury Fighting Championships,

Thank you for the wonderful array of matches last night that I witnessed. You are up there in terms of MMA. Maybe you should also think about including the fights that happened in the stands in the cage. Especially with the two huge guys going toe-to-toe for at least 5 minutes behind me before the cops showed up to break it up. Blood is a nice thing to get on you.

Sincerely,

Mayfly

 

Dear Moddy -

I don't know what happened, but I bet you had something to do with finding where this was. Thanks.

Platy

 

Dear Cadet,

You and me both.

K

 

It was weird how it disappeared, but good work , Doc.

 

Dear Doc -

Indeed, good work. I swear to God I looked and looked and looked for this, but it was nowhere to be seen.

Platy

 

Dear Dream Analyzers,

I died in my dream last night. This was the dream. Any analysis would be great.

I was driving fast, but not like a maniac, just with the flow of traffic, on the 405 freeway in L.A., southbound, on the way to cover a baseball game. Around a wide bend a car heads straight for me in my lane, forcing me to veer into the right lanes. It whipped me out of control until the car was turned backward driving even faster. I tried controlling the car around the bend, which just wouldn't end, but someone clipped me and the car became airborn and slammed into a wall and burst into flames. Next instant I was, I guess, dead, because I was being pulled toward the bluest sky ever, in slow motion. "I'm dead," I said, floating away from the accident scene, sort of bummed out. I accepted the moment, and then I woke myself up to see if I was really dead. Strange dream.

Sincerely,
Haver of bad dreams lately

 

Dear Xan,

The dream dictionary has this to say about your dream...

 

Dear Xan -

I can't find anything sexual in there.

Sincerely,

S. Freud

(apologies from Platy)

 

Dear Platy,

Try harder and you will find something sexual in it.

Your inner being