A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Dear Cadet:

You have to admit, it's still better than another You Tube video from you-know-who.

 

Dear hotel management:

5 days. Five noisy days. Fixadamthingrighteffinnow.

Yours with attitude, &C &C

 

Dear 2much,

Why not ask for another room?

Clever

 

Is full. Not good.

 

Dear slot editor-

Thank you for not giving me anything to work on tonight. I enjoy reading SportsJournalists.com and getting paid.

Forever,
Diabeetus

 

Dear, beetus

You're welcome

Yours in deskitude,
Tommy_D

 

Dear Chinese restaurant owners,

Did you get drunk before choosing lime green, yellow and burnt umber as the paint colors for the walls?

Sincerely,
Confused by your feng shui

P.S. I enjoyed the chat, dinner companion.

 

Dear Clever,

Stop touching your face. It will break out if you do not.

Yours in acne prevention,

Clever

 

Dear George Henry, I know you're just filling in for the Atlanta AP guys tonight, but do you think you could hustle up that write-thru. It was a 13-0 game, a blowout at the third inning, so putting together more than 10 inches really shouldn't be a hassle.

Thanks in advance,

John (and anyone else at a paper in the Braves' part of the country)

 

Dear John (not the TV show),

I'm trying not to end the goddamn story with "____ said."

Deal with it!

Sincerely,
AP

 

Dear John: -\)

George Henry's good people, and a longtime AP guy. Can't get quotes for the write-thru until the game ends and the clubhouse opens, so it doesn't matter how early it was decided. Just sayin'.

Buck-Dub

 

I know George, he's famous for once including the word fuck in a quote from a Braves gamer, but he or anyone can have a little more than 10 inches when you file first time around. Especially when you had little to do during the last four innings of a monumental blowout.