A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Dear Southwest,

Why, oh why did you you delay my brother's flight? Now he won't get here until 1:30 a.m., and there is no way in hell we'll make it to a bar in time for a beer.

In annoyance,

SC

 

Dear George Henry,

Thank you for at one point trying to slip a f-bomb into my paper. I'm glad I caught your glaring oversight so that I didn't get fired. Heard it ran in a few other papers though.

Sincerely,
Cautious Tommy_D

 

Yes, yes he is.

(BTW, says here that I've got 13 inches on the first run. Rarely see AP optionals over 18-20, so don't know how much more you're expecting to get.)

 

Dear SC,

There's always drinking at home to be done. And it's cheaper

Just trying to save you money. Hopefully your brother is in town for longer than a day.

Sincerely,
Tommy_D

 

Dear SC,

Take some with you. As long as you drink it out of a paper bag, the cop will never know.

Sincerely,

IJAG

 

Dear CW,

I'm hooked on Hidden Palms. How it happened, I don't know. But dammit, I'm hooked.

Sincerely,
Whatever.

 

Tommy, I worked at one paper that ran it. Fortunately, I was off that night.

Screw it. I blew up the picture and ran the first story.

 

Dear beer,

I cannot drink you until I pick the bro up at the airport. Stop calling to me and tempting me!!!!

SC

 

Dear SC -

Are you sure it's not Stan who is calling you?

Gordo still sucks,
Sxysprtswrtr

 

Dear Carl Edwards,

Sxy loves you.

Sincerely,

Some sorta drunk guy

 

Dear work,

I know everything is supposed to go up on the web immediately. But when I get home from an event at 12:50 a.m. because I had to drive 75 miles after it was over, is it really necessary that I spend the next hour typing in agate to get it on the web?
I guess so, but I am not doing this the next three nights, that is for fucking sure.

Yours,
Angola!

 

Dear Write_Brained -
Thanks for helping with AP style on state abbreviations that I could not remember for the agate I was typing.

Yours,
Angola!