A place for really odd, but legit questions

Who are you?

 

I really wanna know ...

 

Ladies, what are you opinions on the subject of friends with benefits?

And should I broach the subject with an ex who looked great but was otherwise completley nuts? (I know the answer to this question.. as to the other, well, always been curious).

 

There's a long-running TV show (HBO, if you're lucky, then they mostly all get naked) there to be written ...

 

Perfect title, too. Stallions of the Pony League.

 

Now this is a question I DEFINITELY want to know the answer to, especially since that's the reality I face as a single parent who really doesn't have the time or capacity to date anyone seriously, but would prefer to not fall into a Mike-level of celibacy.

 

Because we're here.

Roll the Bones.

dammit.

 

Or, if it's a porn release, Pony League Poon.

 

Is urine really yellow and semen really white so that we know if we're coming or going?

OK, you don't have to answer that.

 

Uhm....ewwww!

 

I would have one, except that all my boy friends are married and that's kind of a dealbreaker.

And no ... it's not a good idea to get into something like that with someone who is mentally unstable. Things get misinterpreted, taken too deeply ... wait, that happens with mentally stable women. Never mind, bang her. Hard.

 

It is the universal dream.