A place for really odd, but legit questions

George Carlin, please pick up the white courtesy phone:
How come on TV you can prick your finger, but you can't finger your prick?

 

we're speaking of fuck buddies, correct?

 

Yeah.

 

Poem by Kay Ryan....
Tune

Imagine a sea
of ultramarine
suspending a
million jellyfish
as soft as moons.
Imagine the
interlocking uninsistent
tunes of drifting things.
This is the deep machine
that powers the lamps
of dreams and accounts
for their bluish tint.
How can something
so grand and serene
vanish again and again
without a hint?

 

i had one of those in high school. she's a saint in my book even after all these years.

 

If your nose went on strike, would you picket?

 

Yeah but was she mentally unstable?

 

I had some f-buddies back in the day and the one I miss her most is the one who could also cut my hair. Now there's a benefit.

Of course, I also miss all the hair I had then.

 

only when i hit it until she became unconscious.

 

Pluto is a Kuiper Belt object, not a planet.

 

Why am I now dumber that I've read two pages of this thread?

 

or, fine sir, may i inquire about the intelligence it took to choose to read both pages?