A question for the boys ...

I appreciate being mentioned twice on this thread: for stalking, and for looking at asses. So long as you all know my strong points.

Flash: Don't call today. That would be weird, especially if he's just really busy or in a meeting or something. Call tomorrow. Say your phone was freaking out, and you weren't sure the text got sent, blah blah blah.

 

Reads like a thank you note. He is now probably in quandary of whether to send you thank you for the thank you note.

 

Ain't that the truth? It makes my stomach hurt to think about some of the cool women I could have had if only I hadn't been so clueless and unassertive in my youth.


And Flash, I think the problem is that the message doesn't require a response (though it certainly opens the door for one). But IJAG is right that you really can't follow up with a call too soon. You're screwed! Welcome to being a guy!

 

Just to pass the time while we are all waiting let's create our own examples of text that Flash can expect back. I'll start:

flesh ty for the ty note
tlk to ya soon
ass man

 

(Note: Boom is one of seven Americans under the age of 60 who does not do texting.)

 

i'm one of 'em, too. 8) ;D

 

(I wasn't complaining....I'll take a phone call and the occasional 'ilu' that takes twenty minutes to type on those teeny not-meant-for-texting keys...)

Flash: You should have told him the pizza gave you food poisoning, and he owes you dinner.

 

Maybe the text is so small instead of it reading
"next time pizza on me "

he thinks it reads

"next time piss on me"

and is not sure how to respond.

 

Maybe that's how he rolls, and then it's a whole new quandary.

 

or he calls his buddy and asks, 'You ever have a chick ask you to put pizza on her?'

 

Pizza on Me

is the Cleveland Steamer of the new millenium.

 

The fast food version of finishing on the grille?