A question for the boys ...

You know, I've never thought of giving them names. I really haven't.

You go texting!

 

Anyway ... sending a friend on a fact-finding mission ...

 

Waiting by the cell phone, indeed ...

 

As if ... what kind of a good former reporter would I be if I didn't do a little investigative work?

 

The kind who sends people out on fact-finding missions because she's given a prospective in-out in-outer all the hand with an open-ended invitation, and he hasn't responded because he knows he can respond whenever the hell he wants to.

FWIW, if you send a text message and the other person doesn't have text service, your phone will tell you after you've tried to send the text. So, he got it.

 

You're too sweet. Thanks.

 

You're trying to take all the fun out of this now?

 

Oh no, Flasher, I'm enjoying the show.

 

Excellent. I went with navy blue this morning. It separates and lifts.

 

Lifts what? Boobs or belly fat?

 

And I can't access the blue font, so sometimes you have to read between the lines of humor.

 

See, that's mean. It's not like you're talking to JDV here.