A question for the boys ...

Trying to explain to the wife that it wasn't me. Really, it wasn't.

 

Haha.. admit it friend of a friend.. it was you.

OK.. totally kidding mrs. friend of a friend, I promise.

 

but do they swallow?

 

The nice girls do.

 

This thread is degrading quickly.

 

Flash, I'm with you. That's just sleazy.

Guess I was brought up different, but that's just low. I'd tell your friend.

But then again, maybe she ade the suggestion, so....

Anyway, any news on the other thing with pizza boy?

 

Yeah, Flash, you should forward the text message to the girlfriend and say this must have mistakenly been sent to you. That would be fun.

Or you could email the guy back and say you would be thrilled to take him up on his offer and that you "need" someone to dust, vacuum and clean the toilets at your place on Saturday morning.

 

How stupid must someone be to text a proposal for infidelity? Jesus H.

Talk about leaving a paper trail. Whatever happened to whispered phone conversations, clandestine meeting places in dark, sleazy off the beaten path drinking joints and quick trips to the no tell motel?

I'm guessing if your friend o' friend is that brazen in his communications, he's not too concerned about his current relationship disintegrating. Hope that doesn't turn out to be true, but sounds like your friends are heading to splitsville in my view.

 

Ayiiieee, no way I'm telling her! That's never a good situation for the messenger.

If I ignore the situation, maybe it will go away (hey, I can be naïve, too). It's really bothering me because this is the second time in three weeks it has happened.

Nothing on pizza boy. Have been really ill the last week or so. His team called the other night to see if I could play this weekend. Alas, I made a commitment to another team already.

 

I think you should text him back and let sj read his respones .

Say something along these lines:

"Hey is that the truth or are you talking trash
Is your game M.V.P. like Steve Nash"

 

Actually ... here's how it went:

Him: Get a hard 1 yet?
Me: Nope
Him: Well lets go then
Me: Do me a favour. Tell S----- (mutual friend) to smack you upside the head.
Him: Why? I dont kiss and tell
Me: I do
Him: Thats 2 bad

And that's where the conversation ended. I was too disgusted to carry it on any further.

 

So you're playing for both teams?!?!? Awesome.