A question for the boys ...

No, not yet. But if I keep getting hit on by marrieds, I may have to consider switching teams altogether. Men suck.

 

Not their fault, Flashy. Their wives probably don't understand them.

 

Yeah, yeah ... and they don't put out ... and they constantly nag ... and they do this, that and the other thing.

I only hope that if I ever jump the broom, we'll at least have enough respect for each other to keep those hackneyed old lines of communication open.

 

Hey, I make a conscious effort not to leer at other woman in front of Mrs. Slydell. Especially since she's eight months pregnant and might stab me to death in my sleep!

And communication is the key. That and lots of alchohol

 

When are you becoming a free agent?

 

Seriously? How can you not just say 'Fuck off scumbag'?

 

The ball world is a small community. Some bridges shouldn't be burned.

 

Jump the broom?

 

I believe it means to bat for the other team.

 

It's an African-American tradition during a wedding ceremony ... to jump the broom.

 

If by the "other team" you mean "get married", you're right.

 

I didn't realize that you were African-Canadian, Flash.