A question for the boys ...

I don't 'hit on' married men. I am an incurable flirt and I suppose that can be misinterpreted.

 

"Get a hard 1 yet?" ??? Does he think you're a she-male?

 

Its a slang term for 4 seam fast ball. Anyone who has been around game knows the term. You hear it all the time as batter comes back into dugout.

 

Oh today he texts me and asks if I would like to fellate him (in not so nice terms). I texted him and told him to lose my number, so he says he sent that to me by mistake. How ridiculous.

 

Sounds like quite a romantic. Maybe you should reconsider.

 

Life is so much easier when a girl has a boyfriend.

 

Not if you're that creep's girlfriend.

 

Is this the guy who leaves you leftover pizza, or the married guy?

Either way, you may need to consider upgrading your friend/acquaintance list.

 

Married guy.

 

You need to find a new set of friends. Either that or you are giving off a real powerful vibe that would cause a married guy to text that.

 

I blame it on the microcosm that is the slopitch world here. People leave their maturity and common sense at home before leaving for the ballpark. And some never pick it back up again.

It's sad.

I try to stay out of the drama. Sometimes, however, it finds me.

 

Canadian amateur slopitch softball causes married guys to text you asking for blow jobs?

That doesn't pass the sniff test.