A question for the boys ...

No innuendo? Hey, that's new. Funny how we always read between the lines around here?

How long has it been since you played?

 

There may have been a slight hint of innuendo in there that I played off of with your Desperate Housewives analogy. But I have played baseball for ages and I stopped freshman year of high school to focus on other sports, but have played recently with friends and I did quite well. So I guess I haven't played in about 2 months. I know its a different type of monster.

 

I'd keep your fence up around Mayfly, Flash.

 

The slopitch swing is not remarkably different from the baseball swing. You just have time to take a few extra breaths waiting for the pitch.

Or is that breathes? Or breaths? Damn, where's JDV when I need his super-genius assistance?

 

I would guess he's off pulling provably hot babes somewhere. Probably at a softball field.

 

Not mine. Whew.

 

Has pineapple-on-pizza texted you back, Flasher, or is he still scared of a real woman?

 

Nope. Nothing. And I haven't really had the presence of mind to do anything about it. Been too busy coughing and being sick with this bronchitis.

 

You know what's good for that? That inhaler stuff. You'll feel better after an hour or two.

 

Dooley would be willing to give you a free chest x-ray, I'm sure:

 

I'm currently taking Clarithromycin ... after a day of those horse tranquilizers, the coughing is starting to ease off but energy levels need to pick up. Almost reminds me of when I had mono.

 

If Dools is unavailble for that x-ray spnited is waiting in the wings