A question for the boys ...

Flash, my dear, how dare you say that. You have never tasted by alfredo chicken pizza. I serve that when I'm cooking for a date and want to, ahem, have a better chance.

 

I like, I like.

 

Since you're Canadian, you should know that you want to plead the "FIF!"

And I humbly suggest:


"Wanna get together for some poutine and buttsex?


What, you don't like poutine?"

 

I usually go with a Thai stir fry. But a lot of the boys around these parts like the simple old meat and potatoes kind of thing.

 

Text message sent.

 

Good luck.

 

Copy posted here?

It's been a long time since we got to follow a relationship blow by blow.

Pun most assuredly intended.

 

I feel like we should all have curlers in our hair and cotton balls between our toes!

Ah, hell, this is Flash. We should all be doing exactly what we're doing. Belching, scratching and wondering how the hell we can get beer from the fridge without moving and nobody home (where's Murphy when you need him?).

Good luck, Flash!

 

Sigh ... OK ...


Saw you at JC last night and was reminded to thank you for the pizza a couple weeks ago. So got your number from D---. Next time, pizza on me. -- Flash

 

Flash, sweetie. That's simple, indeed, but you left the invitation open-ended by saying "next time ... "

I think if you like a guy, ask him out and make him answer one way or the other.

Send him a Part 2 txt asking if he wants to meet you at the pizza place.

 

Really? Aw crap ... Are guys really that dumb?

 

Yes we are.

But that works fine as a first salvo.

Nail down specifics when he replies.