A soon-to-be-running NBA Draft Thread

He always makes me feel like I'm being screamed at.

Spike Lee says "Balkman is a sleeper."

Everyone else says "Balkman is a second round pick."

 

I am, too.

And, Ragu, that's a good point.  

 

I know nothing about basketball. Except that the Knicks are moving further down the drain.

 

Just what the Knicks always need...an undersized forward.

But heck...if he has half the toughness as Oakley, I'll take it.

 

Balkman could be a great pick for the Knicks. He'll bust his ass, clean up shit around the basket and generally do stuff nobody else on that team seems willing to do.

/admitted Gamecock
//and, yes, he would have been there in the 2nd round.

 

A little late on this, but here's how Dickie V ended his blowjob on Redick:

“A salute to Orlando! And, J.J., you better get me some free tickets, baby, after all the publicity I gave you!”

Nah, no ESPN bias toward Duke. Not at all.

 

Marcus Williams' mother: "I'd do anything for my son, as long as it's legal."

Fitting.

 

Marcus Williams' skill: Harvesting honey.

 

I saw that. WTF does that mean, exactly?

 

I think the Knicks should have selected Mars Blackmon -- he was in the Green Room, after all.

And how in the world did Portland pass on -- or at least not trade for -- the kid named Douby?

 

Which Doobie do you be?! [/Roger from What's Happening!]

 

She's so ghetto.