Aaron Hernandez -- Guilty of 1st degree murder

Turns out he was right.

 

Couldn't happen to a better person.

 

Only thing tragic about it is that he didn't off himself before the state wasted money on a second trial.

 

Good riddance.

 

With Steve Stephens yesterday, that's two useless assholes who have offed themselves in two days. If we continue at this pace of ridding the world of useless shit stains one a day this planet could be damn near tolerable by 2400.

 

Unfortunately, they'll always make more.

 

From the statement from the correctional facility....

Somewhere, there's a tight-ass correctional officer who's equally pissed off by (A) having to drag a body out of a cell, and (B) some thoughtless punk who tried to screw around with his beloved door.

 

How soon before the truthers come out, claiming Hernandez was murdered because he knew too much! Hernandez knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried, why birds suddenly appear whenever you're near and that Roger Goodel drinks milk straight from a cow's teat. It was a conspiracy to keep him silent ... but Tippi Hedren's pillow wept this morning when she heard the news.

 

Chicken out vs. Chicken shit.

 

I didn't listen, but it is a tough spot for a radio host. You have to lead with the story and unless you are going to take the "he's a murderer, fuck him" approach, you are basically left with the "it's a tragic situation" angle.