Advanced Athletic Training Thread

Ah I LIKE IT!!!

A woman after my own heart.

No problem Rok MAKES the pic.

Let me know where you want it sent

Rok and I will come up with something cool for you

 

There is the lowest common denominator right on cue

Of course, this wouldn't be some lowlife's THIRD ID on this board - would it?

LOL.

Oh yeah, though I didn't know that - did you??

I am JDV dammit!!

I am smarter than you.

Still want to trade with JDV (do you feel the noose getting tighter...the walls closing in...your imaginary world coming crashing down??)

JDV laughing even harder as he stares at the aces in his hand (and up his sleave).

Do do dodoo do do doo do do

(as the circus music plays for the haters and they scurry into their clown car)

Step right up folks...freak show to your left....ha...ha...ha...ha

 

I'm Junkie? Who knew?

 

Should I be concerned about the hot chicks around here messaging you under your third alter-ego? Those girls are from 8.5-10's, right?

Oh wait, I don't think you're junkie. Junkie's too cool to be you.

 

None of your goddamned business, you nosy bitch.

 

Your Magnums won't be used for awhile now.

 

This thread needs theme music. The JDV sections I think would require death metal. You know, the stuff where the lead singer just growls incoherently into a microphone for two and a half minutes, and by the end all you have is a headache? I think that'd be perfect.

I don't know what would go best with RokSki's posts. I can't think of any music that aptly illustrates the coinciding needs to stroke one's self on a message board while also trying to endear one's self to certain posters, and beg for a date.

Hmmmm...

Journey?

 

I think Rok is more of a Bon Jovi type.

 

Not enough angst, though. I mean, yes, I understand, we're only halfway there. But we're STILL living on a prayer, y'know?

 

Well, it's his life and such.

 

Yeah, but that steel fucking horse is starting to piss me off.

 

But the bed of roses thing is kinda nice.