Advanced Athletic Training Thread

Thank You for Loving Me...I will be happy For the Next 100 Years.

I know you wouldn't Lie to Me.

 

Based on the direction of this thread, I'm trying to figure out a usage of Slippery When Wet that doesn't involve something gross like bodily reproduction fluids, but I honestly can't.

So I'll just say: Slippery When Wet.

As for the Floydjack . . . I'll be up all night at this rate. Long enough to see the Piper at the Gates of Dawn.

 

Enough of that, though, and we'll all get Brain Damage.

 

As long as this jack doesn't have too many song repeats, we should be fine. The Bon Jovi one had many Echoes.

 

Wow.

 

My apologies if this is taken, but this ain't a love song to JDV (hi Sportschick!).

 

Slight musical threadjack (as long as our favorite bands are being pimped, you see):

Mr. D. Villarreal has done a good job. You guys are all getting Whiplash as you seek to Jump in the Fire againt him. But it is Sad But True that he, though hovering on the Frayed Ends of Sanity, looks more like the Master of Puppets as he mockingly gives out Fuel for your Anger. You all want him to Disappear, but maybe it's time for everyone to quit playing Holier Than Thou, because he isn't gonna Fade to Black anytime soon.

Aw, what do I care? It Ain't My Bitch.

 

Other than lacking an Atom Heart Mother reference, this post was perfection. Actually, since it's damn near impossible to have that make sense, this post was perfection. Take a bow, Junkie.

 

I think my favorite part of JDV is how he "crushes" people. He doesn't just show you up in a post. He doesn't just rip into you.
He CRUSHES you.
Fuck YES.
JDV THE CHAMPION CRUSHING FUCK YOU ANYONE WHO DOESNT LIKE ME, I HAVE A 1,789379436793456k IQ I AM JDV AND IF YOU CROSS ME WATCH OUT!*









* - denotes: If you cross JDV, expect Roski to come after you hard. Because he won't stand for people fucking with his brother, despite the fact his brother is a total blowhard.

 

Jesus Fucking Christ we better not get into the Piper at the Gates of Dawn. I can handle any Floyd, my favorite band ever, by I can't handle that.
Shit, the first time I heard the song, "Bicycle." I really thought it was the Beatles. Then I found out it was Floyd and I swore off their early albums.
Shit. Fuck. Grandma. Jizzum. Bears. Jizzum.

 

I'm too lazy to read the post, was there a Meddle reference and a Relics reference?