Afghanistan -- Strike 256

Surge!

 

I feel a surge in my gullet.

 

That analogy doesn't work. Using all your troops in Iraq and Afghanistant trying to keep the peace instead of having some of them look for bin Laden -- which we're clearly not doing -- is way different than simply trying to walk and chew gum.
That analogy works only if the person walking/chewing gum has only about three brains cells. Even our dumb politicians aren't hat bad.