After years of speculation...

Did Tribe Called Quest get bumped from the tour?

 

Take that back. ATCQ old stuff remains great to this day.

 

Sir-Mix-A-Lot's inviation must have gotten lost in the mail.

 

Kool Moe Dee and LL Cool J are bringin' back old-school rap wars.

 

Don't snap on my man Ladies Love Cool James now. Mama Said Knock You Out is still hip. Don't care what anyone says. Oh, that and Doin' It.

 

These days, I bet you only need fifty dollars to make Tone holler.

 

And there ain't no party like a Biz Mark party cuz a Biz Mark party don't stop

 

Maybe with all of his recent movies and Good Vibrations, Marky Mark won't have any trouble making the tour.

 

Digible Planets and Sagat are going to co-headline the Dat Tour. Featuring Cool Like Dat, Funk Dat and several repeats of "Put your hands in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care!"

King Missile will open.

 

I heard [Insert name of old, one-hit wonder band here] will be opening.

 

Is Shaq not available?

who the hell is Shaq Attack you'd better read the paper
treat me like Biz Markie you'd better catch a vapor
I've got mad props so why would you exploit
punch you in your face like that kid from Detroit
really yo you'd better ask MC Hammer 'bout this bad mama jama
tall kid with the hoopa hypa lipta-gramma
watch out yo it's time for MC bashin'
got more loot than my man Johnny Cash and
I'm hard like a 360 twice jam
ask Dr. Dre and Ed Lover who's the man
I'm sure they'll say me brother please don't play me like a shrimp
dunk it on your head then I'll point like Shawn Kemp
don't need the drink crooked I juice to get loose
my favorite cartoon is Bullwinkle the Moose
I'm 'bout to sting you like rubbing alcohol
yes yes yall call me Ed Jones cause I'm too tall
put the rhyme between my legs then I'll score
never mind a whore I wanna do a phat tour
come freak the style that the big Michelle display
you know the style that be my fortee