Ah crap, the wife caught on...

A little less than 23 days for this guy.

 

she knows you don't last more than 8 seconds at a time with us, either.

 

I've been here since the first day five years ago, and I'm only at nine days. Am I doing something wrong?

 

You've got a life.

 

Mike beat me to it, dammit.

 

Because ... I have no life.

 

Admitting it is just the first step to recovery.

 

148 days, 21 minutes in five hours and some odd days.

 

10 days, 16 hours and 39 minutes.

Bet 9 days of that has been over the past month. :-\

 

Unfortunately, I'm far too lazy to attempt any other step.

 

31 days, 11 hours, 12 minutes. Far too much.

 

Good times like that are what makes the marriage work...