Ah crap, the wife caught on...

Don't sell yourself short, Norm. You'd be a looser if you'd never logged on.

 

Hey, Pall:

:-*

 

I've been logged in for the past hour and a half, not posting or anything, yet I'm stuck on 39 days, 16 hours and 38 minutes. Last I checked it was 39 days, 16 hours and 35 minutes....

 

You're only getting partial credit. You should complain.

 

You're mine, buddy. You're mine.

 

But I do think you're gaining on me.

Oh, and Dead. To. Me!!!!

 

That's right. The total time online count started with the Big Crash of 2005, so the time logged-on dates from then. No telling how much time was wasted before that.

 

57 days that I'll never get back.

 

A lot of conversations at my house start like this:

Me: "I read something today..."

Mrs. Flip: "...on sportsjournalists, I know."

 

1 day, 11 hours, 8 minutes for me? Crock 'o crap. I accidentally stayed logged in for 16 days while I was on vacation. Somebody needs to replace the battery in that Mickey Mouse watch they use for a counter.

 

You'd only waste them anyway.