Ah crap, the wife caught on...

I find myself saying to The Future: "I saw on SportsJournalists.com ..."

I'm convinced this could be the only Web site I visit and I'd be more informed than more than half of America.

 

You visit other Web sites? Hmmm. Might have to try that sometime.

Seriously, though, this is my news service, for the most part. If it isn't posted here, I probably don't need to know about it.

 

I recognize this as a cry for help.

 

48 days 49 minutes.

MU--I thought this thread was about the wife finding your blow-up doll.

 

Um ... gmail, facebook ... that's about it.

 

We're currently in a one-bedroom apartment. There's no room to hide anything.

 

No where?




Capt. Koons: This watch was on you daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew that if the gooks ever saw the watch, they'd confiscate it--take it away. The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slope's gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So, he hid it, in one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years he wore this watch . . . up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery, he give me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

 

I thought it was a big deal when I passed a month some time ago. I checked the stats and found that it wasn't.

Currently: 35 days, 15 hours, 5 minutes.

 

Sorry to hear you kids didn't get a chance to enjoy a honeymoon before starting/returning to the new jobs

 

Amazingly, I'm only at 44 days...

 

What, you're too good for us?

 

That would be kinda impossible. You've got the wrong set of equipment.