All-Jailbird NFL team

Where do you want me to start? Here's a good point to begin: Mike Danton, Rick Tocchet, Jay Bouwmeester.

 

Danton, I'll give you ... Tocchet, sure ... but Bouwmeester on a DUI? You could at least have come up with Probert and Ramage ... shit, dude.

 

You wanted a starting point. I provided one.

 

Ogie Ogelthorpe.

 

I didn't ask for a starting point ... I asked for you to give it a try ... three guys is not an all-star team. Find me a goalie.

 

You know Ogilthorpe?

 

Come on Flash. Here's your goalie: Ed Belfour.
Now where is your contribution to the miscreant team?

 

Gotcha ... you failed reading comprehension ...

By the way, Google is great, isn't it?

 

I didn't need Google to answer your question. Besides I know of a search engine that is much greater than Google.

 

Uh huh ... sure ...

 

Obviously you don't know about the toy you're playing with. The search engine is called dogpile. It encompasses every search engine known to man into one. In other words, it's google to the 25th power.

 

That's why I'm here. I'll give you Wil Cordero and Elijah Dukes.