All-purpose Herman Cain fun thread

Just make it a reboot of the old Fox sitcom "Herman's Head."

 

"One Guy, Seven Girls and a Pizza Chain"

 

I believe Herman would deny that any head took place, and if it did it was certainly consensual and not the reason for a five-figure payout.

 

I think if he just came out and said, 'Yep, 13 years, whatta gal!' I might actually vote for him.

 

A new version of "All in the Family", with Herman as Archie?

 

I just noticed that Lin Wood is Herman's attorney.

Some of you might remember him as the attorney for Jon Bonet Ramsey's daddy, who successfully sued the National Enquirer at one point, and, IIRC, also Gary Condit.

 

That made me laugh.

 

Looks like the party is about over.

Cain "reassessing" whether he wants to stay in the race.

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/11/29/cain-reassessing-candidacy-as-new-allegations-emerge/?hp

 

Just the latest chapter of Gary Hart-style "Do you really want your life to be x-ray'd? Because they're going to find ALL of it" foolhardy nonchalance.

Cain's established his brand -- such as it is -- with the tons and tons of free publicity. He's not winning the nomination. Where's the upside, now?

 

I imagine he might want to alter the title of his book for the paperback edition.

 

That's what we're left with, on that side, for the moment: The Strip-And-Flip Flip-Flopper (pat. pending),
and two smartass lobbyists with mean streaks a mile wide.

 

Slate asks why an affair sunk Cain but sexual harassment didn't?

http://www.slate.com/blogs/weigel/2011/11/29/the_wrong_cain_sex_scandal.html

All of his defenders have disappeared, they note.

Including this guy, who is not a member of Bydesign's family.

"In the eyes of the liberal media, Herman Cain is just another uppity black American who has had the audacity to leave the liberal plantation," said Media Research Center president Brent Bozell. "So they must destroy him, just as they tried destroying Clarence Thomas."